Monday, October 29, 2007

Cool and funny news

~Cool and funny news~

Amateur photographer Brian Valentine specialises in making the everyday look exotic with the wonders of macro photography, using special lens to magnify his subjects.All these pictures were taken in his garden in Worthing, Sussex, and show the incredible beauty of flowers reflected in dewdrops and raindrops, usually on a simple blade of grass.

ANOTHER SHEEP SHAGGER!!!




This is funny:

A man who was accused of having sex with a sheep has walked free after the animal was unable to testify.

The man, from Haaksbergen, near Utrecht, the Netherlands, was reported to police after a farmer caught him having sex with a sheep.

But the case was thrown out of court as the sheep couldn't take to the stand to testify it didn't want to have sex and had suffered emotional stress. The sheep is now in rehab and is apparently making excellent progress.Under Dutch law, bestiality is not a crime unless it can be proved the animal didn't want to have sex.

'Short of putting the sheep in the dock, at the moment these perverts cannot be prosecuted,' said animal rights campaigner Jos van Huisen.

Minister of Justice Ernst Hirsch Ballin has said he plans to change the law to make bestiality a criminal offence.

SUPERCHARGE YOUR SPERM WITH TOMATO SOUP

FERTILITY among men can be boosted by a daily bowl of TOMATO SOUP, scientists claimed yesterday.

They found that lycopene, which gives tomatoes their bright red colour, can turn sperm into super-sperm.

Researchers at Portsmouth University used a random sample of men aged 42 who ate Heinz tomato soup every day for two weeks.

Lycopene is thought to mop up harmful free radicals which can play a part in infertility.

Heinz said: “It’s good to know our soup could give guys extra oomph.”

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